All Jokes
Akpors was caught red handed by his principal writing "MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL"PRINCIPAL: What nonsense are you writing? [about to Slap Akpors].AKPORS: Sir, I have not...
A young man wished to marry a farmers beautiful daughter. He went to the farmer to ask his permission. The Farmer looked him over and said, Son, go stand out in that field. Im...
A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas, the letter read:"My beloved Parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think...
A prostitute sued a man to court for rape.Judge to prostitute: So when did you realize you were raped? Prostitute [wiping away tears]: When the cheque bounced!
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.The...
I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to Akpos and said "Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I'm afraid of the...
Caro was walking down the road when Akpos passed by holding a Pig.CARO: What are you doing with this goat walking on the street.AKPOS: [Laughing] Silly you its not a goat its a...
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the Government is.When Little...
This morning, Akpos' Landlord was complaining that Eazy had impregnated his daughter. .As Akpos over-heard the landlord shouting, he came out of his apartment and asked the...