All Jokes

Never argue with a woman, just use your brains like this guy. A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must...

GIRL: I hate my boyfriend!BOY: Why?GIRL: He is so cheap he cant even buy me a simple dinner, are all boys like that?BOY: Of course not, I'm not like that.GIRL: I'm going to break...

Aminat, and her husband, Mustapha, had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard cries coming from the children's room. Rushing in, they found...

This conversation takes place between a father and son... SON: Daddy one of my friends insulted you.FATHER: What did your friend say?SON: He said you do bark like a dog.FATHER:...

Women talk too much. That's why men have developed a superpower called SELECTIVE HEARING.EXAMPLE:When a woman says: "This house is a mess, HoneyYou and I need to clean this,Your...

AKPOS: I cleaned my computer and it's broken!TECHNICIAN: What did you clean it with?AKPOS: Soap and water.TECHNICIAN: You are not supposed to use water near a computer!AKPOS: I...

A couple agreed that whenever they wanted to have sex they'd say "Let's make a phone call"One day the man sent his son to tell his mom while she was busy in the kitchen.SON: Mom,...

An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily,...

When a boy does something wrong...GIRL: You broke my Favorite Lamp!BOY: It was an Accident...I didn't mean to...GIRL: I can't believe you did this!BOY: I'm Sorry...When a girl...

After 24 years of marriage, a wife accuses her husbandWIFE: Ever since we got married he has never uttered the words "I love you". JUDGE: Is this true?HUSBAND: Yes! Ever since I...