All Jokes
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?""Ten," she replied."What are their names?" he asked."David, David...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check...
Akpos attended a church service one Sunday. He sat beside a very ugly girl. While the pastor was preaching he said, "Tell the person seated next to you that he or she is beautiful...
WIFE: Honey before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry.HUSBAND: Yes, and?WIFE: How come you don't do it anymore?HUSBAND: Have you ever seen a fisherman...
A local NGO office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer, Akpos. The person in charge of contributions called him to...
A drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out. The woman got so pissed she went to tell her husband about the encounter.The husband told the woman to invite the boy over so...
Never argue with a woman, just use your brains like this guy. A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must...
GIRL: I hate my boyfriend!BOY: Why?GIRL: He is so cheap he cant even buy me a simple dinner, are all boys like that?BOY: Of course not, I'm not like that.GIRL: I'm going to break...
A man arrives home from a business trip to find the dining table set for two people, with candles flickering romantically and a bottle of champagne on ice. He walks into the...
A woman ask the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy one?" The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait...