All Jokes
MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes."WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.00; is it OK if I buy...
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom.Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I...
A priest was preparing a dying man for his 'long day's journey into night'. Whispering firmly, the priest says, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil...
Wife hit her husband with frying pan. HUSBAND: What was that for? WIFE: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. HUSBAND: I took part in a race last week and...
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."I said...
A wife was sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouted, "Get up quickly my husband is here!!!"The man got up from the bed, jumps up out through the window, hurts...
One fateful day a doctor was in his office when Akpos came running in with a badly injured girl in his hands, and the following conversation takes place.DOCTOR: What happened to...
Once, there was three chinese people who came to America. Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change my name to Buck,...
"She's making me bark like a Bingo...she got me dancing Alingo" ...I still don't understand why Mary Slessor stopped d Killing of Twins.
A Farmer ordered a high-tech Milking Machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his member into...