All Jokes

A lady came to see her doctor and the following conversation ensued: LADY: Doctor please call in my husband. DOCTOR: Trust me, I am a gentleman.LADY: No doc, your nurse is sitting...

A woman was at home when she heard someone knock at the door. She went and opened the door and saw a man standing there.He asked the lady, "Do you have a vagina?"She slammed the...

A boy was in bed dehydrated, so he decided to ask his father in the sitting room to get him some waterSON: Dad, can you get me some water please.DAD: No! Go to sleep.SON: But am...

Two young boys were plucking oranges from a tree belonging to an old man, they heard him coming their way and ran away with the ones they had. While the boys tried to run into the...

"She's making me bark like a Bingo...she got me dancing Alingo" ...I still don't understand why Mary Slessor stopped d Killing of Twins.

A Farmer ordered a high-tech Milking Machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his member into...

A man came back early from work and caught his wife with another man in bed WIFE: Why are you home so early? MAN: Who is he!!?WIFE...

Akpos read from cover to cover preparing for his entrance examination. His father came to his room and saw him reading.FATHER: Akpos, make sure you pass that exam otherwise just...

A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why...

Akpors found a bottle on the beach. He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. "But there's a catch." "What catch?" he...