All Jokes

An National Drug Law Enforcement Agency Officer once went to a farm in Sokoto, the farmer, on sighting the officer, told him "Sir, you cannot come on this farm because..." He was...

HUSBAND: Honey, whenever you are down, just go straight to the mirror and say "wow! I'm so cute and you will be relieved."WIFE: Thanks sweetie, you know what's good for me.HUSBAND...

Mrs kofo said 2 her maid "Oh Lizzy, I suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." The maid replied, "I don't believe it ma, you are just saying it to make me...

I was driving down the street when a police man stop my car and immediately opened the door enter and jammed it.As usual he wanted to collect "roja"money from me...Then sudenly he...

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.1. The...

Akpos' wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a long while sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she...

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early.One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they...

A man caught is wife in bed with is friend and out of anger he took is gun and killed is friend! Out of fear his wife shouted "FRANK! FRANK! FRANK! if you continue like this you...

A boy was in bed dehydrated, so he decided to ask his father in the sitting room to get him some waterSON: Dad, can you get me some water please.DAD: No! Go to sleep.SON: But am...

While eating lunch, a husband, his wife and their son, the son was eating roughly and the following conversation took place between the father and his son.FATHER: You're eating...