All Jokes
After failing to answer a very simple question, the teacher calls Akpos to the front of the class.TEACHER: Say you are fool.AKPOS: You are a fool.TEACHER: What's your problem? Say...
Valentine's Day SpecialWhen Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she told her mate."Eve, honey, you're being...
Dear Marty, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and...
Three Sperms are discussing about their future:SPERM 1: I will be a doctor when I'm born.SPERM 2: I will be a Footballer.SPERM 3: As for me, I will be a...Oh my God!SPERM 1 & 2:...
An National Drug Law Enforcement Agency Officer once went to a farm in Sokoto, the farmer, on sighting the officer, told him "Sir, you cannot come on this farm because..." He was...
A teacher got quite angry at Akpos after he answered another question without thinking ... and she asked Teacher: "How stupid can you be?"Akpos: Is that a challenge?
HUSBAND: Honey, whenever you are down, just go straight to the mirror and say "wow! I'm so cute and you will be relieved."WIFE: Thanks sweetie, you know what's good for me.HUSBAND...
A boy was in bed dehydrated, so he decided to ask his father in the sitting room to get him some waterSON: Dad, can you get me some water please.DAD: No! Go to sleep.SON: But am...
I don't like all these jokes about 9/11 they are hurtful. My brother was killed in the twin tower attacks. I was really surprised they let him fly the plane.
Two men planned to run away from the psychiatric hospital. They started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate, beat up the watchman, open the gate and run away. When...