All Jokes
Two men were waiting afar off to use an ATM machine watching two ladies who were wasting time, one of them decides to confront them.He stops half way the road and comes back, his...
Two men planned to run away from the psychiatric hospital. They started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate, beat up the watchman, open the gate and run away. When...
Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja.The manager told him "In here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you...
After a serious disagreement, the husband said to the wife at bed timeHUSBAND: Good night mother of three.WIFE: Good night father of none!
An eager young man entered his prospective boss's office for an interview, said the boss "One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness. I hope you wiped your shoe...
Akpos calls up the Hotel manager from his room.AKPOS: Please come fast, I was having an argument with my wife and she says shes gonna jump out of the window.MANAGER: Sir, I am...
TEACHER: Class, what is the chemical symbol for Sodium?AKPOS: Na sir.TEACHER: What is the chemical symbol for Barium?AKPOS: Ba sir.TEACHER: What will you get if one atom of Ba is...
A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?""Of course you may. What can I do for you?""Well, I bought this...
Peter and Paul were friends and great hunters. They hunted and killed animals which they skinned and sold in the market. This time they decided to skin a lion. They went to the...
TEACHER: Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. Can someone tell us why we shouldn't do these things?AKPOS: Because the government hates competition!