All Jokes

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of R5000 and watches to see what they would do with the...

A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and killed everyone. Upon arrival in heaven, God says "Since you have died in a terrible way, I'll grant you...

An old married couple were traveling by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room at a hotel. But, they...

A bus conductor and his driver were both arguing who was more brilliant.DRIVER: U nor go school.CONDUCTOR: Haba! I go school pass u.DRIVER: Oya, wetin b 2 times 2? CONDUCTOR: Ahan...

A naked lady ran into Okoro's taxi. She told the driver where she was going. Okoro didn't start the car but he was just starring at the woman over and over again. The lady looked...

GIRLFRIEND: Honey, can I have your phone for a minute?BOYFRIEND: Okay, wait lemme switch it on [he deletes messages, deletephotos, deletes videos, logs out from facebook, formats...

Akpos opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathed "Thank God it's over". A man on the other side of his bed said, "don't be so sure, they left an injection in my belly...

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one day, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly to her, "honey, can you hear me?"...

After a few years of married life, Akpos finds that he is unable to perform his manly duty. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the...

WIFE: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?HUSBAND: How can I? I don't even know her.