All Jokes

My teacher stood me up in class and pointed a ruler at me and said "At the end of this ruler is an Idiot".I spent the whole day in detention because I asked him which end he was...

Akpos went to his neighbour and asked him if he had any remedy for his terrible toothache.AKPOS: I'm having a terrible toothache can you help me?NEIGHBOUR: Last week I had more...

Akpos and his friend Taku were discussing about their future while walking along the road.TAKU: This Lagos is big and beautiful o.AKPOS: Yes o, just like London.TAKU: Well I know...

A parrot swallows a Viagra tab. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. After 20 minutes, he opens the freezer to see the parrot sweating."Why are you sweating...

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I...

AKPOS: Papa when I go to HEAVEN, I will ask Mama why she died without notice.PAPA: What if she is in HELL?AKPOS: Ah Papa! You will then have to ask her.

AKPOS: Swthrt lets play hide and seek.... EKAETTE: Noooooo, the last time we did, I didn't find you till Feb 15th.

A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don't forget...

An American was visiting Nigeria for the first time, so he boarded a taxi from the airport to his hotel, on the way the American saw a beautiful building and asked the driver, "...

A man answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor. DOCTOR: Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost...