All Jokes

Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do???Akpos' Teacher :- Your son no know book at all, He no fit spell "LION"Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah You know say na...

When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" Me: No I didn't, I paid N2,000 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor!

Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and Akpors, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree...the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of...

Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for his wife. WIFE: Ah! Same color? People will think i don't change my panties.HUSBAND: Which people?

Pastor: Do something crazy for the Lord!*Akpos carries offering basket, and runs away*

When you feel sad, just go to the mirror and say, damn I am really cute. You will overcome your sadness. But do not make this a habit because liars go to hell.

EKAITTE: Mum, Akpos paid me 2 climb a tree. MUM: Don't mind him, he wanted to see your pant. EKAITTE: I knew it but I'm smart. I removed It before climbing!

Akpos returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was sograteful but when she looked inside the purse, she got confused and said,"but I had just a single note of...

Akpos fainted in front of Tasty Fried Chicken. People rushed down to him, a Man shouted, "Bring water, bring water". On hearing this, Akpos quickly got up and said "If na water...

TEACHER: Wat happened in 1809?.. AKPOS: Abraham Lincoln was born.. TEACHER: Wat happened in 1819?.. AKPOS: Abraham Lincoln was 10 years old