All Jokes

Akpos gets married and on his wedding night he calls his father for some tips on what to do (because he has never been with a woman before).AKPOS: so what do i do first?AKPOS'...

There three men living together. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.They took a walk and on...

Two men where standing in front of an atm machine with infront of the other. Akpos: [types in his atm code and withdraws his money...

Akpos stumbled upon his parents in bed making love, so he asked "Daddy, what are you doing?" his father replied "I'm beating your mummy"Akpos thought for a while, with a sad face...

Akpos won a lottery of 10 million dollars, after claiming the money, he buried the cash at the foot of a tree, and took a picture of the tree. He then boarded a flight to london,...

A husband and wife were celebrating their 60th birthday together when suddenly an angel appeared and said God was going to grant them each one special request. The wife was so...

TEACHER: How can you lift an elephant with one hand? AKPOS: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports.Professor: guy, abeg, give me full tank.Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don't speak pidgin, I only...

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big...

An old farmer wrote to his son who was in prison "...this year I won't b able to plant potatoes and other things because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would...