All Jokes
Akpos won a lottery of 10 million dollars, after claiming the money, he buried the cash at the foot of a tree, and took a picture of the tree. He then boarded a flight to london,...
TO:Bill Gates MicrosoftFrom: AkposSubject: Problems with my new computer.Dear Mr Bill Gates,We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to...
TEACHER: How can you lift an elephant with one hand? AKPOS: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports.Professor: guy, abeg, give me full tank.Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don't speak pidgin, I only...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big...
An old farmer wrote to his son who was in prison "...this year I won't b able to plant potatoes and other things because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would...
Akpos at an Art galleryAKPOS: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?ART DEALER: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!
MAN: You tell me several men proposed marriage to you.WIFE: Yes.MAN: I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.WIFE: I did!
Akpos: Mum, I have good news for you. Mum: What is that? Did you finally pass your Waec. Akpos: Mum, goodnews and miracle don't have the same...