All Jokes

Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do???Akpos' Teacher :- Your son no know book at all, He no fit spell "LION"Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah You know say na...

When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" Me: No I didn't, I paid N2,000 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor!

Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and Akpors, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree...the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of...

Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for his wife. WIFE: Ah! Same color? People will think i don't change my panties.HUSBAND: Which people?

AKPOS: I Have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Msn, Skype and G-Talk.FRIEND: Dude, do you have a life?AKPOS: OMG! No! Send me the link.

Akpos again!!! Akpos got 2 skool late on monday morning and the teacher asked "Akpos why did u come to school late?" Akpos answered "one man lost #1,000 note at d bus stop" the...

A little boy said "Mom, did you know that Anna is an angel?" Mom said "You mean the maid, why do you say that?" The boy said "Well, because I saw her naked in your bedroom with...

EKAITTE: Mum, Akpos paid me 2 climb a tree. MUM: Don't mind him, he wanted to see your pant. EKAITTE: I knew it but I'm smart. I removed It before climbing!

Akpos returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was sograteful but when she looked inside the purse, she got confused and said,"but I had just a single note of...

Akpos fainted in front of Tasty Fried Chicken. People rushed down to him, a Man shouted, "Bring water, bring water". On hearing this, Akpos quickly got up and said "If na water...