All Jokes

Three drunk men stopped a taxi. The driver noticed they were heavily drunk as he opened the door for them to enter. Wanting to play a trick on the drunk men to make fast money, he...

Two men where standing in front of an atm machine with infront of the other. Akpos: [types in his atm code and withdraws his money...

Akpos stumbled upon his parents in bed making love, so he asked "Daddy, what are you doing?" his father replied "I'm beating your mummy"Akpos thought for a while, with a sad face...

Akpos won a lottery of 10 million dollars, after claiming the money, he buried the cash at the foot of a tree, and took a picture of the tree. He then boarded a flight to london,...

A husband and wife were celebrating their 60th birthday together when suddenly an angel appeared and said God was going to grant them each one special request. The wife was so...

AKPOS: Isn't our principal an idiot? GIRL: Do you know who i am? AKPOS: NoGIRL: Im his daughter. AKPOS: Do u know me? GIRL: No! AKPOS: Thank God.

Teacher: If u have 10 doughnuts and someones asks for 2, how many do u have left?Akpors: 10 doughnuts.Teacher (understanding how naughty Akpors could be): Well what if the person...

A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to left except Akpos.The pastor was amused and asked, "How come...

Akpos gets married and on his wedding night he calls his father for some tips on what to do (because he has never been with a woman before).AKPOS: so what do i do first?AKPOS'...

There three men living together. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.They took a walk and on...