All Jokes

TEACHER: Wat happened in 1809?.. AKPOS: Abraham Lincoln was born.. TEACHER: Wat happened in 1819?.. AKPOS: Abraham Lincoln was 10 years old

A young girl in her teens got pregnant. Her father was so furious, he asked her who was responsible for the pregnancy and she said told him a rich famous chief. He called the...

Pastor: People lets give offering due to the beauty of your wife (Akpos stands up & gives 5 naira) Pastor: Why 5 naira.Akpos: I don't have 1 naira.

AKPOS: I Have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Msn, Skype and G-Talk.FRIEND: Dude, do you have a life?AKPOS: OMG! No! Send me the link.

Akpos again!!! Akpos got 2 skool late on monday morning and the teacher asked "Akpos why did u come to school late?" Akpos answered "one man lost #1,000 note at d bus stop" the...

A little boy said "Mom, did you know that Anna is an angel?" Mom said "You mean the maid, why do you say that?" The boy said "Well, because I saw her naked in your bedroom with...

EKAITTE: Mum, Akpos paid me 2 climb a tree. MUM: Don't mind him, he wanted to see your pant. EKAITTE: I knew it but I'm smart. I removed It before climbing!

Akpos returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was sograteful but when she looked inside the purse, she got confused and said,"but I had just a single note of...

Akpos: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her making out with her new boyfriend. Joba: Really too bad. What did you do? Akpos...

Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine...