All Jokes
A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife and whispered "You must demand cash before sex, I know him he...
TEACHER: What will you get if you multiply 458x4x9957-7/789?AKPOS: I will get it wrong!
There three men living together. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.They took a walk and on...
Two men where standing in front of an atm machine with infront of the other. Akpos: [types in his atm code and withdraws his money...
Akpos stumbled upon his parents in bed making love, so he asked "Daddy, what are you doing?" his father replied "I'm beating your mummy"Akpos thought for a while, with a sad face...
Akpos won a lottery of 10 million dollars, after claiming the money, he buried the cash at the foot of a tree, and took a picture of the tree. He then boarded a flight to london,...
A husband and wife were celebrating their 60th birthday together when suddenly an angel appeared and said God was going to grant them each one special request. The wife was so...
AKPOS: Isn't our principal an idiot? GIRL: Do you know who i am? AKPOS: NoGIRL: Im his daughter. AKPOS: Do u know me? GIRL: No! AKPOS: Thank God.
Teacher: If u have 10 doughnuts and someones asks for 2, how many do u have left?Akpors: 10 doughnuts.Teacher (understanding how naughty Akpors could be): Well what if the person...
A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to left except Akpos.The pastor was amused and asked, "How come...