All Jokes
Teacher: What is a baby lizard called?Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.
TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his essay?AKPOS: No Sir, it's the same dog.
Omo, police don upgrade oh, dis na d call center numba 112. There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... next thing I heard was.Welcome to Nigeria Police...
Interviewer: Where were you born?Akpos: Punjab.Interviewer: Which part?Akpos: What do you mean which part? The whole body was born in Punjab.
Teacher: Akpos! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns....Akpos: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down.
A boy sends a textBOY: HeyGIRL (to herself): OMG..he jst texted me..I wonder what he wants..maybe he just wants to talk..or maybe he's mad at me, but all he said was hey.. I...
WIFE: If i knew you were this Poor I wouldn't have married you! AKPOS: What do you think I meant when I said you were the only thing I have in this world?"
My uncle's wife suspected my uncle was sleeping with their house help. She sent the help to the village for weekend without telling my uncle, and laid a trap for him. That night,...
Akpos: Ochuku I like your teethOchuku: Thanks but why?Akpos: It reminds me of a song called black and yellow