All Jokes

It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk shows him around and...

Teacher: Why don't men trust women? Akpos: You can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?.. Akpos: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What re you talking about? Akpos: Yesterday, you said it's H to O

TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in one hand and 5 in the other, what do I have?AKPOS: A drinking problem!

Akpos: Go out and water the plants.Servant: Sir, rain is already falling.Akpos: Take umbrella and go

At a court hearing, the Judge says, "on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?", "Guilty", said the man in...

Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl.Akpos: Hi!Girl: Hi!! Akpos: Wanna dance?Girl: Yes (excited)...

DAD: Akpos, if Mr John asks after me, tell him I'm not around. How will you tell him when he comes, cos i know you are funny?AKPOS: When he comes, I will say my daddy said I...

Last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me, my parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work, even my colleagues didn't wish me. As I entered my cabin my secretary...

Doctor Joe had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was...