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Guys, please pray for me ooo! I'm going to the eye doctor tomorrow, my eyes have serious problem! Whenever I look into my wallet, I see nothing in it!

A Very Important Advice to All Our Ladies Out There...Before You Hand Over Your Breast To a Man, Check How He Drinks Purewater.

Do you know that... Ali is no longer a boy?Simbi is now a mother with two children?Chike is no longer the river boy, but he is now a marine engineer?Edet no longer lives in...

1. If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor cause when you are married, you can't even change your TV channel2. Listening to wifey is like reading the terms...

In an English Class...TEACHER: The sentence, 'My father had money' is in the past. Now Akpos, what tense would you be speaking in if you said, 'My father has money'?Akpos promptly...

A man and his wife were driving from one place to another to show his wife the city. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next fuel station to fill up the tank....

DOCTOR TO PATIENT: You will die within 2 hours, do you want to see any one before you die?PATIENT: Yes, a good Doctor.

The Doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer during sex.My uncle decided, ''Ehen, okay, I will try it!"He spent the rest of the day thinking about...

A girl calls a guy who has been trying to toast her for over a year... GIRL: Hello cutie. GUY: (surprised) Hey beauty, I didn't hope you'll ever call me. GIRL: I'm all...

Psalm 23 in Pidgin/Broken English1. The Lord na my shepherd, I dey kampe.2. E make me sidon for where better dey flow yanfu yanfu. And come put me next to stream make my body...

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