All Jokes

by @iam_wizrich on Nov 16, 2015

Dear Ladies, If you're dating three Guys at once and you Love them...Believe me my sister, you don't have a HEART, you have a MEMORY CARD!

by @raffyreuz on Oct 16, 2015

A Whatsapp conversation between a girl and her boyfriend...BOYFRIEND: How are you, babe?GIRL: I'm ok babyBOYFRIEND: Good! I wanted to transfer money to you before but since you're...

by @StellaNke on Nov 16, 2015

Employers will be holding your CV, birth certificate, health report, criminal history and still say, "Tell me about yourself."ME: I'm a Stripper sir.

by @Chikaluv on Oct 20, 2015

According to @UberFacts, the country with the highest sex duration is Nigeria with 24 minutes per session on average according to a survey. What UberFacts doesn't know is that...

by @iam_wizrich on Nov 23, 2015

GIRL: Boo, Christmas is approaching.BOY: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.GIRL: Get me an iPhone 6s for me as a Christmas gift.BOY: Relax! It's Jesus Birthday, not yours!

by @skyLord1 on Oct 29, 2015

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"The man...

by @Dearestemecheta on Nov 04, 2015

An MTN Message to a Prostitute...To become a virgin again, text "CLOSE" to 35126.

by @2BF00ABD on Nov 09, 2015

This is how Igbo guys toast girls...An Igbo guy will bring his car...GIRL: Yes, can I help you?IGBO GUY: It's me that want to help you.

by @Finegirl24 on Nov 13, 2015

Smile at a fine white girl and her whole family will smile at you.But smile at a fine African girl and her whole family will beat you.

by @McEbuka on Oct 15, 2015

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing idiot.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation....

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