All Jokes
In a Physics class...TEACHER: How do you convert centimeter to meter?AKPOS: You remove centi.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIESMary: Hello Love!Sarah: Hello babe, how are you today?Mary: I'm fine dear, I've missed you a lot.Sarah: And me tooMary: I am calling just to...
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.If you give her groceries, she'll...
As a boss, I thought I had heard every excuse until Mrs. Adebayo walked into work late today. I asked her, "Mrs. Adebayo, why did you come late today?""Sir," she said, "My husband...
Guys, please pray for me ooo! I'm going to the eye doctor tomorrow, my eyes have serious problem! Whenever I look into my wallet, I see nothing in it!
A Very Important Advice to All Our Ladies Out There...Before You Hand Over Your Breast To a Man, Check How He Drinks Purewater.
Do you know that... Ali is no longer a boy?Simbi is now a mother with two children?Chike is no longer the river boy, but he is now a marine engineer?Edet no longer lives in...
1. If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor cause when you are married, you can't even change your TV channel2. Listening to wifey is like reading the terms...
In an English Class...TEACHER: The sentence, 'My father had money' is in the past. Now Akpos, what tense would you be speaking in if you said, 'My father has money'?Akpos promptly...
A man and his wife were driving from one place to another to show his wife the city. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next fuel station to fill up the tank....