All Jokes

If a soup has too much salt, it's salty. If it has too much pepper, it's peppery If it has too much water, it's watery.If it has too much oil, it's oily. Then what of if it has...

A guy asked a girl for her phone number. The girl pulled out a N1000 note from her purse, wrote her number on it and gave the guy the note.Not to be undone, the guy collected the...

Akpos, the son of a farmer, wakes up in the morning and is starving, so he goes downstairs for breakfast.His mom says, "Before you can eat, you need to milk the cow, get the eggs...

TEACHER: Our topic today is question tag. E.g, Michael is a boy. Isn't he? Yes, he is. Can I have other examples? KWAME: We will chop yam today. Chopin't we?TEACHER: Wrong! Can...

A man went to church one day and came back with a swollen eye. WIFE: What happened to your eye?HUSBAND: There was this woman standing in front of the church's gate, and her cloth...

If FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then... Arsenal will be UNIBEN - where the students work hard throughout the year, but fail to succeed. Manchester...

A lonely Journalist, sent out to a local town to cover a story, walked into a small bar in the town. He asked one of the local prospectors seated at the bar what they did for...

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch...

In a science class...TEACHER: Who can tell us why we always see the lightening first before we hear the sound of the thunder later?AKPOS: Because our eyes are in front of our ears.

I want to RANT! I know Girls will dislike me for this but I must post it.Just think about this... A guy will make an update, full of Wisdom, Educative,Inspirational, laced with...