All Jokes

A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.JAMES: I will look for...

Akpos called a Computer Assistant on phone to complain and this conversation took place...COMPUTER ASSISTANT: May I help you?AKPOS: Yes, I am having trouble with WordPerfect....

KWAME: Why are you tip toe-ing in front of the Pharmacy?AKPOS: I don't want to wake the sleeping pills..

TEACHER: What do you call a Bee from America? CLASS: (silent) TEACHER: So,...

Teacher comes in and wrote on the board, word | sentences: YamTEACHER: Someone should stand up and make a sentence with yam.OBEMU: (smartly stood up) I yam that I yam

Letter from a Teacher to a child's Parents: "Dear Parents,Malik is not smelling nice in class, will you please wash him properly.Parents' reply:"Dear Teacher, Malik is not a rose...

A guy asked a girl for her phone number. The girl pulled out a N1000 note from her purse, wrote her number on it and gave the guy the note.Not to be undone, the guy collected the...

Akpos, the son of a farmer, wakes up in the morning and is starving, so he goes downstairs for breakfast.His mom says, "Before you can eat, you need to milk the cow, get the eggs...

TEACHER: Our topic today is question tag. E.g, Michael is a boy. Isn't he? Yes, he is. Can I have other examples? KWAME: We will chop yam today. Chopin't we?TEACHER: Wrong! Can...

A man went to church one day and came back with a swollen eye. WIFE: What happened to your eye?HUSBAND: There was this woman standing in front of the church's gate, and her cloth...