All Jokes
An Economics teacher was explaining something in the class...TEACHER: ... For example, Akpos was poor...AKPOS: I can't be poor.TEACHER: That's why I said for example.AKPOS: Even...
TEACHER: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. JOHNNY: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
A married man was alone in the house with the house girl...MAN : Nkechi! NKECHI: Yes sir!MAN: Now that your madam has gone to the market, take this money, go to the chemist, get a...
Our CRK teacher promised that no one was going to pass her exams since students refused to attend her class claiming they already know the bible.She decided to give us 5 questions...
A guy decides to toast a babe after stalking her for several months...GUY: You are the sunshine of my life. Without you, my life is cloudy. You are like the rain in my heart....
I was sitting in my car on a very long queue from the Mobil petrol station in Maryland. This queue was almost getting to Anthony bus stop (a stretch of almost 3 miles!)It was one...
A woman brought her daughter to a boy's father to complain about his son...WOMAN: Your son told my daughter to kiss him in front of the whole class!BOY'S FATHER: Son, why did you...
Husband buys 5 of the same colour of pants for his wife.WIFE: Ah! Same colour? People will think I don't change my panties.HUSBAND: Which people?
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening...
It was testimony time in church and my daddy was the first person to run out when the pastor asked those who have testimony to come out and share.My daddy started, "My testimony...