All Jokes

My Whatsapp chat with a girl this Afternoon...GIRL: Hello dear, how are you?ME: I'm cool and you?GIRL: Fine, where are you?ME: In the Bank.GIRL: Doing what?ME: Celebrating new yam...

MAN: Doctor, doctor! I feel dead from my waist down.DOCTOR: Ooh! Don't worry. I will arrange for you to be half buried.

After a Maths Examination...AKPOS: The exam was too tough, I left the paper blank.KWAME: Same here, I left it blank tooAKPOS: Oh my God! The teacher is going to think we copied...

May you live long like corruption in NigeriaMay your generosity spread like poverty in Uganda.May your Blessings increase like fuel price in NigeriaMay your enemies fall like the...

Akpos and his Girlfriend had a fight and the following conversation ensued between them:AKPOS: (on his knees) Baby I'm so sorry, I will never cheat on you again!GIRLFRIEND: I don'...

Scientists decided to conduct an experiment. In the first step, they cut of one leg of a dog, they then ordered it to move and it did.They cut off another leg, leaving the dog...

KWAME: Akpos why are you writing this letter so slow?AKPOS: Because the person going to read it cannot read fast.

A couple were always screaming and yelling at each other every night.His wife would shout, ''When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the...

My parents told me I watch TV a lot and I should try reading more. So I turned on the subtitle... Got the beating of my life!

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being secondary school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail....