All Jokes
A man parked his newly bought jeep in the garage of a psychiatry hospital to see his brother. Akpos, who was a patient in the hospital, noticed the numbers written at the sides of...
My Boss was walking past me to his office one morning and said, ''Jide, I need your assistance now in my office!" I said, ''Okay sir!'' I ran home and brought Bello. Together, we...
Funny people on my WhatsApp list.1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 days. He's probably dead.2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he hasn't reached Dubai!3....
MICHAEL: Akpos, please send a text to Kasim and tell him we have to meet later in the day.AKPOS: Take my phone and send a text to him yourself. MICHAEL: Why don't you want to send...
When I was a child, I used to...Stand by the road with friends and choose cars. Eat food from the magazines.Try and step on my shadow or be ahead of it in the sun when it's behind...
Quarrel between a Fat man and a Thin man...FAT MAN TO THIN MAN: You know, you make me wonder whether there was a famine in the place you live.THIN MAN TO FAT MAN: You know, you...
Kiwali came home from school and met his father in the living room...KIWALI: Daddy, I got a 100 marks in school today! FATHER: Why, that's wonderful! What did you get the hundred...
A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, Before webegin, Ill need to ask a few questions.He gets her name,...
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven'...
I took my dad to a boutique to buy a new shoe. He is 65. We decided to eat something at the restaurant nearby. I noticed he was watching someone sitting close to him. The teenager...