All Jokes
Recently, I was diagnosed with old age disease - Age Activated Attention Deficit DisorderThis is how it manifests:I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway...
Akpos wife woke him up one morning. She was holding his phone.The following conversation ensued...WIFE: HoneyAKPOS: Yes? Why are you waking me this early?WIFE: (points to his...
A conversation between 2 retailers...UCHE: Emeka, how's your business?EMEKA: Business is really bad! Yesterday I sold one dress.UCHE: That's really bad, how about today?EMEKA:...
A man passed a mentally ill man who was sitting at the gate of a chemist shop, he went straight to the attendant and said, "Sir! I have severe stomach pain for the past 3 weeks, I...
Question 1. Who is a gynecologist? Answer: He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure. Question 2: What is the difference between a...
Your Facebook Status Updates By 2050.1. Ouch my back is very painful!!! 2. These gray hairs. WTF!!! 3. My Grandchildren are coming to visit me. Huh! Feels so good!. 4. Anybody...
Rebecca, the town gossip and the pastor's wife, publicly accused her neighbor Daniel of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the towns only bar....
That moment... You take out your last 1000 Naira note on you for the month to get foodstuffs only to discover that rat had chopped off Dr. Clement Isong's head. You spend 1.5...
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the boss's' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the...
A girl sends a message to her boyfriend on Whatsapp...CYNTHIA: Ive missed my period o!DAVID: No reply...CYNTHIA: I think Im PregnantDAVID: No reply...CYNTHIA: Are you there?DAVID...