All Jokes
An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old man to produce a sperm sample in a bottle. After two weeks, the couple return and the...
The Shocking Story of a Girl Named Amina On that fateful day, Amina was on her way to school when a motor cycle knocked her down! She was rushed to a nearby hospital immediately....
In the confession room...KINGSLEY: Forgive me father For I have Sinned!PRIEST: Tell me son, what is it that you want to confess?KINGSLEY: Father, I've killed 5 other Priests...
This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got a s*x problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you."...
A murderer sitting on an electric chair, was about to be executed.PASTOR: Do you have any last request?MURDERER: Can you hold my hand?
In J.S.S 1, first term, I took 1st position in class with 522/1000 total mark. My parents were so happy and congratulated me, Only my class teacher told me to sit up.Second term,...
A Teacher asked Akpos in class..."If you have only one shoe, and that's the only shoe you have to wear, your Dad has seven shoes, he decides to give you two of his shoes to wear....
A man goes to church and tells the priest, "Father, I almost cheated on my wife."The priest asks him, "How do you almost cheat on your wife?"The man says, "Well, me and the woman...
My Uncle and his wife moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while eating breakfast, his wife saw her new neighbour through the window hanging clothes outside. "Those...
Another conversation between a girl and her boyfriend...GIRL: Honey, will you save me if I was drowning...(he didn't let her finish)BOY: Baby, we've discussed this before... You...