All Jokes

TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out.Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...TEACHER: Where the hell are you going?...

One of my ex girlfriends phoned me today to say that she's just discovered she's HIV positive. She was very upset and apologetic, and stressed that I get tested immediately in...

A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, a cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a...

BREAKING NEWS!!! Man Kills Himself and Runs Away!

The Nigerian SSS had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...Two men and a woman.For the...

TEACHER: This note from your father looks very much like your handwriting.AKPOS: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen to write it.

A youth corper was one of the invigilators in a WAEC exam holding in the school he was serving. Right inside the hall when the exam was ongoing, a very sexy girl who was wearing a...

Two young ladies arrived at a meeting wearing clothes which were very revealing. The chairman took a good look at them and made them sit down. He looked at them straight in...

Two women were chatting in the office...WOMAN 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?WOMAN 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell asleep...

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said, ''I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.''