All Jokes

Women are the best goalkeepers in the world because no matter what you do, the BALLS never go in.

I was in a car travelling to Lagos. The girls in front of me were having a conversation about their first time experience in a plane...The first girl said, "Kate, you won't...

Below are popular funny Abbreviations...APC = Accepting Past Criminals.PDP = People Deceiving People.IMO = I Must Obey.IBADAN = Ibo Boys Are Dangerous At Night.ABA = Agege Boys...

A beggar who sits close to a bank and usually held a plate when begging was now holding two plates yesterday. Surprised to see him holding the two plates, one on his right hand...

Welcome to the 21st Century where..Our Phones are WIRELESSCooking is FIRELESSCars are KEYLESSFood is FATLESSTyres are TUBELESSDresses are SLEEVELESSYouths are JOBLESSLeaders are...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived and examined the baby, checked his weight,...

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.After having sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his balls. Something she just loved to do.As he was enjoying it, he turned to...

An older Couple had a Son who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son has no career plans, so they decided to do a small test.They took a $10...

SEATBELT: Man, put your seatbelt on.ME: Don't worry, I'm just going around the neighbourhoodSEATBELT: Well, when your ass crashes around the neighbourhood, you'll tell me.

A middle-age woman went to see a doctor. She was taken into a room and told to make herself comfortable. While reading the doctor's diploma on the wall, she realizes that she went...