General Jokes
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.The...
A three years old boy walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.He inquisitively asks the lady "Why is your stomach so big?"She replied...
A young man came into a bar and ordered a drink, after ordering it he didn't drink it immediately. Then a fat, thirsty trouble-making truck driver came and drank it.MAN: Why did...
A certain Governor and his personal assistant were on a tour in his state and all of a sudden his driver ran into potholes again and again.It became too much that he even hit his...
Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.~~~~~~Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.Waiter: That' s all right sir...
A group of people were beating a thief, who was accused of stealing a goat. On their way, they met a pastor. PASTOR: Why are you beating him? PEOPLE: He stole a goat. THIEF: Haa!...
Akpos had a serious accident with his brand new car. A police officer nearby ran to the scene to help them out."This man's car just hit my car! That car is worth Six million Naira...
OCHUKO: I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their facebook status to "single".AKPOS: Me too, I fight with my parents but you don't see me change...
Never argue with a woman, just use your brains like this guy. A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must...
Some Girls don't even know how to chat or interact. They will be the first to inbox you and they will make the conversation boring.Sandra: HiKingsley: SupSandra: Gud (They wont...