General Jokes
A young man came into a bar and ordered a drink, after ordering it he didn't drink it immediately. Then a fat, thirsty trouble-making truck driver came and drank it.MAN: Why did...
Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.~~~~~~Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.Waiter: That' s all right sir...
A white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man responded "Listen sir, when I was born I was BLACK when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when...
Akpos the house help, entered Madam's room without knocking.MADAM: Akpos, this is wrong, what if I was naked or dressing up?AKPOS: That can never happen, madam. MADAM: How can you...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the Gents. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I SPAT IN THIS...
On one sunny afternoon, Qois decided to go hunting and shot 3 springbok, a game warden who hated hunters pulled Qois over and looked at the three bucks in the back of his bakkie...
Akpos asked his mother whether they could buy a DVD player. "Im afraid we cant afford one", sighed his mother.But on the following day Akpos came in with a brand-new DVD player. "...
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong. "What's that brass gong for?" asked the...
Akpos was given a leave from his office, so he decided to go and spend the leave with his friend in America. On getting there, the friend took him out to see places and the last...
Two men planned to run away from the psychiatric hospital. They started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate, beat up the watchman, open the gate and run away. When...