General Jokes

Akpos came back from school with bad grades which made his father was very upset.FATHER: You are too dull, sometimes I wonder if you are my son. When I was like you, I was so...

A lady went to store to buy a parrot and asked the sale's man,"whats so special about the parrot?" Sale's man says the parrot can talk so the lady asks the parrot, "how do i look...

On a bus going from Ibadan to Lagos, the phone of a girl sitting close to me rang she picks it and said "Honey, I'm in a bus going to Abuja for the burial, I'll call you when I...

A prostitute sued a man to court for rape.Judge to prostitute: So when did you realize you were raped? Prostitute [wiping away tears]: When the cheque bounced!

Dear Sir,APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENTI refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.Each time I...

Two friends went hunting, one of them got bit by a snake on his buttocks so the other called for the nearest doctor. Unfortunately for him the doctor was in the middle of a...

Mrs kofo said 2 her maid "Oh Lizzy, I suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." The maid replied, "I don't believe it ma, you are just saying it to make me...

On one sunny afternoon, Qois decided to go hunting and shot 3 springbok, a game warden who hated hunters pulled Qois over and looked at the three bucks in the back of his bakkie...

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the...

While eating lunch, a husband, his wife and their son, the son was eating roughly and the following conversation took place between the father and his son.FATHER: You're eating...