General Jokes
A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas, the letter read:"My beloved Parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think...
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence:"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not...
At dawn, the telephone rings. "Hello, Mr Robert? This is Asher, your country house caretaker" "Ah yes, Asher. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Erm...I am just calling...
A new science teacher walks into the classroom.Akpos asks the new teacher "Excuse ma, if you mix Omo and Klin, will there be foam?"Teacher responds "Yes of course, why ask such a...
Here is a conversation between three men about elections in their respective countries: 1ST MAN (An American):In my country, the winner of an election is announced a five hours...
Wife hit her husband with frying pan. HUSBAND: What was that for? WIFE: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. HUSBAND: I took part in a race last week and...
I was driving down the street when a police man stop my car and immediately opened the door enter and jammed it.As usual he wanted to collect "roja"money from me...Then sudenly he...
Two young boys were plucking oranges from a tree belonging to an old man, they heard him coming their way and ran away with the ones they had. While the boys tried to run into the...
A drunk, totally bankrupt due to his depressing addiction to alcohol, promised to quit and started throwing empty bottles out of his house. He threw the first bottle and said, "I...
A man came back early from work and caught his wife with another man in bed WIFE: Why are you home so early? MAN: Who is he!!?WIFE...