General Jokes
Mrs kofo said 2 her maid "Oh Lizzy, I suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." The maid replied, "I don't believe it ma, you are just saying it to make me...
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the...
While eating lunch, a husband, his wife and their son, the son was eating roughly and the following conversation took place between the father and his son.FATHER: You're eating...
Two men were waiting afar off to use an ATM machine watching two ladies who were wasting time, one of them decides to confront them.He stops half way the road and comes back, his...
Once, there was three chinese people who came to America. Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change my name to Buck,...
Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day,...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the Gents. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I SPAT IN THIS...
Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja.The manager told him "In here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you...
Akpos asked his mother whether they could buy a DVD player. "Im afraid we cant afford one", sighed his mother.But on the following day Akpos came in with a brand-new DVD player. "...