General Jokes

Akpos was given a leave from his office, so he decided to go and spend the leave with his friend in America. On getting there, the friend took him out to see places and the last...

Ochuko and Akpos were approached by a zoo owner to get lions for his zoo and that he would pay 2 million each for a lion. The two men went into the forest in search of lions, at...

Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day,...

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early.One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they...

Akpos asked his mother whether they could buy a DVD player. "Im afraid we cant afford one", sighed his mother.But on the following day Akpos came in with a brand-new DVD player. "...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the Gents. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I SPAT IN THIS...

Two men planned to run away from the psychiatric hospital. They started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate, beat up the watchman, open the gate and run away. When...

A wife was sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouted, "Get up quickly my husband is here!!!"The man got up from the bed, jumps up out through the window, hurts...

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong. "What's that brass gong for?" asked the...

Two mountain climbers reached the top of a mountain when one fell into a large crack. "Are you ok?", the other one asked. "Not really", said the other. "Ok I'll drop a rope down...