General Jokes

EKAETTE: Akpos, why did you wake me up at this time of the night?AKPOS: You forgot to take your sleeping pills.

An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition. An hausa man asked...

Osas,was embarking on a long trip and decides his wife should wear steel underwear. He locks the underwear and gives the key to his best friend Akpos, saying "If i don't come back...

A boy sent a letter to Santa saying, "Santa please I need a brother, on Christmas day." The boy received a letter from santa saying, "send me your mother".

An old married couple were traveling by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room at a hotel. But, they...

A man went to his neighbourMAN: May I use your lawn mower?NEIGHBOUR: Yes, on the condition that you don't take it out of my lawn.

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. "I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one...

Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody? Soni goes over and asks: Akpos, wetin happen?A very sad looking Akpos replied: I borrow Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no...

At a party Akpos asked a Girl "Are young going to dance?" She felt so happy and said "yes." Akpos said "That's Good, so Can I have your Chair?"

Akpos: Ochuku I like your teethOchuku: Thanks but why?Akpos: It reminds me of a song called black and yellow