General Jokes
A plane carrying politicians crashed into a farm. When the police arrived, they found out that the farmer had already buried them. The following conversation ensued: POLICE: Are...
LAWYER: Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?CLIENT: After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I...
There was this guy who admired houses wit nice and beautiful gates and fences. Whenever he passes anyone, he would pause and stare in wonder at such designs. Very soon he earned...
A man was trying to show his 15 year old son the danger in taking alcohol so he brought earthworm and alcohol. He poured the alcohol on the earth worm. After a little while the...
A girl singing in bus. AKPOS: Why cant you sing in radio?GIRL: Am I singing that good?AKPOS: I mean, we can at least put off the radio.
MUSA: Good morning my cheque book had been stolen.ACCOUNT OFFICER: Then we need to block the cheque so that your signature won't be forged and your account swept.MUSA: Don't...
OCHUKO: Akpos, why do u keep saying 'Good Morning Sir' to the mirror?AKPOS: Last night, Ebube told me to respect myself.
Akpos and Ugo were in a super market together and while they were shopping Ugo stole 3 bars of chocolate. When they got outside he showed Akpos and told "I am the greatest". Akpos...
Police: Mr Apkos, where do u Live?Akpos: with my mom.Police: where does ur mom live?Akpos: with my Dad.Police: [Getting Impatient] where does ur dad live?Akpos: with me and my mom...