General Jokes
An old married couple were traveling by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room at a hotel. But, they...
A man went to his neighbourMAN: May I use your lawn mower?NEIGHBOUR: Yes, on the condition that you don't take it out of my lawn.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency...
Akpos: How much are your eggs? Egg seller: BIG ones go for N30, SMALL ones N25 and CRACKED ones N5. Akpos hands her N30 and says, "crack me 6 BIG ones"
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I...
Four friends are sitting at a table discussing how rich their sons are.FIRST MAN: My son is so rich he bought his friend the new ferrari.SECOND MAN: That's nothing my son bought...
The following conversation occurred between Akpos and his teacher:Teacher: Apkos how was your night?Akpos: I dont know 'cos I was sleeping.
Teacher: What is a baby lizard called?Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.
Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl.Akpos: Hi!Girl: Hi!! Akpos: Wanna dance?Girl: Yes (excited)...
Two men where standing in front of an atm machine with infront of the other. Akpos: [types in his atm code and withdraws his money...