Marriage Jokes
A man goes to see a wizard and says "can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?""Maybe" says the wizard, "if you can remember the exact words of the curse"The man replies...
A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?"After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I...
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door."Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."Sure...
Women talk too much. That's why men have developed a superpower called SELECTIVE HEARING.EXAMPLE:When a woman says: "This house is a mess, HoneyYou and I need to clean this,Your...
A married man was visiting his girlfriend, when she requested that he shave his beard. "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!" he replied "Oh...
A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas, the letter read:"My beloved Parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think...
WIFE: Honey before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry.HUSBAND: Yes, and?WIFE: How come you don't do it anymore?HUSBAND: Have you ever seen a fisherman...
You stop and pick up a nice hitch-hiking girl. Suddenly she loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital. This is STRESS! In the hospital you are being told that she is...
A drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out. The woman got so pissed she went to tell her husband about the encounter.The husband told the woman to invite the boy over so...
Every night, after dinner, a man took off for a bar. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. His wife, waiting up for him, would...