Marriage Jokes
MAN: I'm so sorry dear, we can't get married because my family members are seriously against it.WOMAN: What do you mean!? Who are those against our marriage?MAN: My three wives...
One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage!A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word,"I am having such a wonderful...
A man arrives home from a business trip to find the dining table set for two people, with candles flickering romantically and a bottle of champagne on ice. He walks into the...
A man asks wife "what would you do if I won a lottery?" Wife says "I would take half and leave you." "Perfect. I have won Rs.100, here's Rs.50. Now get lost!"
A man and his wife shower together. The husband puts his hand on her breast and says "These are nice but if they were a bit firmer, you could walk around without a bra for me."...
Susan is fed up with her husband watching football on TV all the time."Im leaving you!" she yells. "All you care about is football. In any case, Ive found someone else. Hes much...
Never argue with a woman, just use your brains like this guy. A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must...
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some plates, vomits and falls down on the floor! Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really...
Are you tired of the single life? Why not challenge God today? Buy the wedding gown and see if God won't supply the groom! If it doesn't work, RENT THE HALL!
The government announced that if you have 5 children your salary will be increased by 50 percent. A man heard the news and said to his wife, "Darling, I have a kid with my...