School Jokes
TEACHER: What is an island?STUDENT: An island is a piece of land surrounded by water except in one place.TEACHER: What place is that?STUDENT: On top.
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking...
Some Engineering Lecturers from the Obafemi Awolowo University were called for a meeting in London. They all met at the International Airport Lagos. While they were seated and...
TEACHER: Why are you looking at Kwame's exam paper?AKPOS: Just looking if he got the answer right.
TEACHER: Kwame, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.KWAME: Me!
TEACHER: What should we do to keep the environment clean?STUDENT 1: We should put all rubbish in the binTEACHER: Good! Next person.STUDENT: Sir, we should stop schooling, so that...
In a Christian Religious Knowledge class...TEACHER: Which day is regarded as being holy when work should not be done?AKPOS: Holiday!
I was employed as an English teacher in a junior secondary school. I gave the students in Jss 1 class homework saying, "Write a story that ends with, ''And so, he got angry''." I...
TEACHER: Answer this math problem; if your father earns N100,000 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have? AKPOS: A heart attack!