School Jokes
Kwala went to class late, so the teacher asked his, "Why are you late?" He told the Teacher, "I was dreaming of the Champions League semi-final match between Real Madrid and...
TEACHER: Why are you looking at Kwame's exam paper?AKPOS: Just looking if he got the answer right.
TEACHER: Kwame, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.KWAME: Me!
TEACHER: What should we do to keep the environment clean?STUDENT 1: We should put all rubbish in the binTEACHER: Good! Next person.STUDENT: Sir, we should stop schooling, so that...
Akpos' father wanted him and his brother, Mike to get an A in their mathematics exam. So he employed a mathematics tutor to help them pass their exams.They did the exams and few...
TEACHER: Who can name one element in the periodic table?AKPOS: Menstruation.
A substitute teacher walks into the classroom, on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Akpos, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!" She yells, "Who's Akpos...
In a mathematics class, the teacher wrote on the blackboard 8xy+3gy-14(18/3) = 3g-7yx. Then he called little Akpos and said, "Please Akpos come and solve this problem for us."...
TEACHER: Why did you bring a ROPE to the Exam hall?AKPOS: My dad told me to SKIP the questions I don't know.
TEACHER: Akpos, what sort of nutrient do you get from eating beans? AKPOS: Tear-gas sir.