School Jokes

Dear MathematicsPlease, grow up soon and try to solve your own problems, Don't depend on others. Yours SincerelyA desperate Student

Akpos?? father accompanied him to his school graduation awards party. As they sat watching amidst loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the podium for their awards. The...

TEACHER: What did you write in your story?AKPOS: At the beginning, I wrote a man was riding a horse and at the end I wrote he reached his destination.TEACHER: You idiot, what did...

Kwala went to class late, so the teacher asked his, "Why are you late?" He told the Teacher, "I was dreaming of the Champions League semi-final match between Real Madrid and...

Akpos' father wanted him and his brother, Mike to get an A in their mathematics exam. So he employed a mathematics tutor to help them pass their exams.They did the exams and few...

TEACHER: Who can name one element in the periodic table?AKPOS: Menstruation.

The teacher asked Akpos, "Why is your cat at school today Akpos?" Akpos replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Akpos leaves...

Kwame began a job as a primary school counsellor and she was eager to help. One day during recess (break time) he noticed a boy standing by himself on one side of a playing field...

2nd Semester Exams For All DepartmentsCourse: Love Mathematics.Course code: LMS111All questions carry equal marks.Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.1. If a girl is in love for 10...

Akpos stopped by the corner provision store and read the following list to the shop attendant:10 pounds sugar at N1.25 per gram4 pounds coffee at N1.50 per gram2 pounds butter at...