School Jokes

TEACHER: Akpos, what sort of nutrient do you get from eating beans? AKPOS: Tear-gas sir.

In a mathematics class, the teacher wrote on the blackboard 8xy+3gy-14(18/3) = 3g-7yx. Then he called little Akpos and said, "Please Akpos come and solve this problem for us."...

TEACHER: Why did you bring a ROPE to the Exam hall?AKPOS: My dad told me to SKIP the questions I don't know.

One day our Lecturer was discussing a particularly complicated concept in Physics. A pre-medical student rudely interrupted and ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless...

One Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass......One Word Is Enough To Break A Heart......One Second Is Enough To Fall In Love......But Why is One Chapter not Enough To Pass Exams???

A small boy named Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "...

TEACHER: What is the daughter of a chief called?AKPOS: Mischief.

Nkechi goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Nkechi waves her...

TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with "because" as the first word? AKPOS: One can not make a sentence with "because, because because is a conjunction".

TEACHER: Today you'll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it. JOHN: HERTEACHER: Ok, your sentence? JOHN: Give her her book. It's hers. TEACHER: That's good...