School Jokes
Nkechi goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Nkechi waves her...
TEACHER: If a=b and b=c then a=c. Who can give us a literal example of this mathematical statement?AKPOS: Ma, I love you and its obvious enough you love your daughter, so I love...
TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with "because" as the first word? AKPOS: One can not make a sentence with "because, because because is a conjunction".
TEACHER: Children, can you tel me the pet animals you have in your house? RICHARD: I have a dog and a cat SHARON: I have a gold fish in an aquarium and...
TEACHER: Why are you talking during my lesson? STUDENT: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
The teacher asked Akpos, "Why is your cat at school today Akpos?" Akpos replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Akpos leaves...
TEACHER: Johnny, why didn't you complete the homework you were given yesterday? JOHNNY: Ma'am, do you know the problem with the world? The problem is that 90% of people in the...
Conversation between Akpos and his Teacher:TEACHER: Akpos why are you late to school?AKPOS: Because of a sign down the road. TEACHER: What does the sign have to do with you? AKPOS...
Kwame began a job as a primary school counsellor and she was eager to help. One day during recess (break time) he noticed a boy standing by himself on one side of a playing field...
In a Physics class...TEACHER: Our topic for today is Elasticity. Who among you can define Elasticity...