School Jokes

TEACHER: If 44 is 'Forty Four', what is 224? AKPOS: Its not fair, you always do the easy ones and leave the hard ones for me.

In a primary school class...TEACHER: Cynthia, stand up and tell us the opposite of man.CYNTHIA: Ma, the answer is woman.TEACHER: Good! Akpos, stand up and tell us the opposite of...

Akpos came back from school singing out loud and dancing. His father were wondering why Akpos was sohappy and decided to ask him.DAD: My son, I have never seen you in this mood in...

In a school examination...TEACHER: You will have 10 minutes for each question.AKPOS: And how long for each answer?

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was...

A teacher asked a student for d chemical formula of laughing gas. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula of laughing gas?STUDENT: N, M, O.TEACHER: That is so wrong! Was that what I...

In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Mercy, then what will you get?AKPOS: 3 new girlfriends Ma!

TEACHER: Can anyone give me an example of an abused drug? AKPOS: Panadol is a fool!

TEACHER: Name 3 types of wood. AKPOS: Nollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood

MARK: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you