School Jokes
TEACHER: What if I have 5 apples and take away 2, how many will remain? AKPOS: Ma, where are the apples first.
ME: Hey! I got a week suspension in school today.FRIEND: But why?ME: Some motivational speakers came to the school, and one of them said, "Throw me sticks and stones, they would...
Three University student didn't write an exam because they did not study. They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease then went to see the Dean. "Sir we are sorry...
I could remember during my WAEC days, our principal oriented us on what to do when we are caught with incriminating materials. Her words, "If an external supervisor catches you...
AKPOS: Excuse me ma!TEACHER: How may I help you? AKPOS: Will you beat me for something I did not do? TEACHER: No, why would I? AKPOS: Thank God! I did not do my home work.
Akpos did not want to school so he decided to call his teacher using his dad's phone. Pretending to be his dad and the following conversation took place:AKPOS: Good morning Mr....
After writing a maths examination, a fight ensued between Musa and Akpos. Classmates gathered around to watch the the two students exhibit their boxing skills. A teacher separated...
Barack Obama at a recent elementary school assembly in East Texas, was talking to the pupils about gun violence. Everywhere was quiet has the president spoke.He wanted to show the...
TEACHER: You are a failure! At your age, Bill Gates already built his first computer software. AKPOS : Mind you Sir, at your age Adolf Hitler committed Suicide.