School Jokes

Akpos was on his way to school when he alighted at station he was supposed to take taxi to the schoolAKPOS: How much is the fare to the campus?DRIVER: Two Cedis.AKPOS: What about...

During an English class, Akpos' teacher taught the class a new word, "Harassment" for their vocabulary.She knew Akpos wasn't attentive so like all teachers, asked him to stand up...

The teacher told all the students to write an essay on a cricket match. All the students immediately got to work. After a short while Akpos stood up to submit his work.The teacher...

A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious...

I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful...

A student failed in law and decided to make a deal with professor.Sir, do you know everything about law?Professor: Yes.Student: If you can answer this question, I will accept my...

A secondary school geography teacher went to drink at a beer parlour after school on Friday. His wife was at home waiting for him to come back as usual. Past 4PM, he's notyet back...

Akpors was caught red handed by his principal writing "MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL"PRINCIPAL: What nonsense are you writing? [about to Slap Akpors].AKPORS: Sir, I have not...

The kids refused to come together to take a class picture for their year book at a primary school. The teacher, trying to cajole them said, "we should all take this picture so...

A teacher asked Akpos if he should ask him one difficult question or two simple question, "one difficult question sir", Akpos answered".TEACHER: How many stars did you see last...