Aftermath of Valentine's Day
VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT...
1. Engagements .........12%.
2. Heart breaks ........ 95%.
3. Wife caught cheating ........ 69%.
4. Husband caught cheating ...... 79%.
5. Condom sales ......... 99%
6. Fast food sales ........ 90%
7. Visit to Motherless Baby's Homes, prisoners/cells, beggars/destitutes ......... 2%.
8. Girls in hospital over Love ........ 70%
9. Boys in hospital over Love ....... 5%
10. Girls arrested for fighting over Boys ....... 59%.
11. Boys arrested for fighting over Girls ....... 10%
12. Husbands in prison for beating wives in public ....... 804 counted.
13. Pregnancy ......... 309,572.
14. Number of switched off phones on Feb 14, 2016 ...... 9 million.
We are still taking statistics.... I will keep you all Updated. Valentine is still on...
Comments
This joke na helele I swear
obinna Fidelis
This joke na helele I swear listing to it no be somebody go tell uooo
I de feel d statistics we'll!
Eniola
I de feel d statistics we'll!
whalaitalai sunmobilai i day
lagaban
whalaitalai sunmobilai i day feel am for the tori palour
I Swear Na Real Cos I Dey
Ewaoluwa Odunayo
I Swear Na Real Cos I Dey Feel Am Well Well
NA TRUE WEH U TALK
SHALOM OKANEZI
NA TRUE WEH U TALK
haaba,this one na real true
angela chinwa
haaba,this one na real true be that ooo.i don laugh sotee my body dey pain me.
9ICNE ONE
TITUS JAMES
9ICNE ONE
OMO I DEY FEELAN NO B SMALL
TITUS JAMES
OMO I DEY FEELAN NO B SMALL
GOD BLESS U FOR SAYING THE
VICTORY .O. OGO...
GOD BLESS U FOR SAYING THE TRUTH
thats true
mickey
thats true
9ice
Prospiboy
9ice
9ice
Prospiboy
9ice
GUY NO BE LIE
DJ S.P.D
GUY NO BE LIE
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