Everything Is Falling Off

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/16/2016 - 17:24

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off.

After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off.

Then I went to open the door and the doorknob fell off.

I went to get into my car and the door handle came off in my hand.

Now I'm afriad to piss.

Author: 
Nick Casserly
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Iyke Moji's picture

Iyke Moji

Better don't

DJ S.P.D's picture

DJ S.P.D

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUNY

Christopher's picture

Christopher

No Try Am

CARTEL's picture

CARTEL

Ur d**k will fall off

Ash's picture

Ash

Better just piss in ur trousers oo

My choice's picture

My choice

Be careful my bro

Jopluto's picture

Jopluto

U Better Call Somebody, To Help U With The Job

Akaa junior

Ha ha ha my ribs

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