All Jokes

An exam was conducted in maritime academy on the course code Com101 (Computer Science). One of the questions is... List any 5 component of a Personal Computer (PC) and explain....

During a lesson, Akpos yawns extremely wide.The teacher tries to make a joke, "Akpos, don't swallow me."Akpos replies, "Don't worry ma, I don't eat goat meat."

Father asks his son, what he will like to be in future: SON: A doctor. FATHER: Why do you want to be a doctor? SON: Because it's the only job a man will pay you for touching his...

I saw a man smoking CIGARETTE inside the church. I was so shocked that my bottle of STAR BEER nearly dropped from my hand!

A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he...

A businessman, who getting ready for his next trip, asks his wife to include a condom in his suitcase. His wife instantly asks why, he replies, "Just a reminder if I want to try...

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. Youll get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergeant. No, no...

Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each...

A 60-year-old millionaire has just married a 20-year-old model. "You crafty old devil," says his friend. "How did you manage to get a lovely young wife like that...

An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Alec !" yelled the teacher, "you've...