All Jokes
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, very curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about toasting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was...
Johnny: Madam, would you sleep with me for 1 million? Woman: Why Winston, yes I would. Johnny: What about 10? Woman: What sort of woman do you think I am? Johnny: We have already...
A Manchester United fan, a Chelsea fan and an Arsenal fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Manchester United fan insists that he is the...
A newly married couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbour...
SON: Dad, I'm tired of doing homework.FATHER: Now, son, hard work never killed anyone.SON: I know, but I don't want to be the first.
One day, a certain Arab man walked into a bar. As soon as he entered, he noticed a Jewish man sitting in the corner. So the Arab man walked over to the counter, removed his wallet...
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking...
A very dangerous snake, which has astonished scientists in the whole world, has been discovered today. According to the BBC, it's a strange snake which keeps increasing 0.5...
A Husband and his wife were lying on a bed. Wife flings her one leg on husband shoulder and whispers, "Take me!"The husband do not pay attention to that. The wife flings on her...