All Jokes

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a coin and the second half of his round-trip ticket. If...

A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole.He watches for a moment, then continues on...

Dear Husband John:I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last...

In the morning, Kwame calls to his boss, "Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and both my hands and...

A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at fast food restaurant drives up his parent's driveway in a Porsche. Naturally, his parents know that there's no way he earned enough with...

Three women sit in a beauty saloon talking about their husbands. The first woman says, "Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn'...

The queen of England was visiting one of America's top hospitals, and during her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.''Oh my god!'', said the Queen, ''...

Please thank God with me. They attacked me at about 2.30am this morning. They came into my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved across the room towards me...

"Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his doctor on the phone. "The only woman he's had sex with is our maid.""Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the doctor...

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his...