All Jokes

A young couple took their six-year-old son to the doctor.With some hesitations, they explained that although their little lovely son appeared to be in good health, they were...

My lawyer asked me "Why do you want to get a divorce?"I responded "My wife wasn't home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister's house."He...

The best way to kill a lady is to buy her a golden watch, expensive clothes, bangles, shoes, make ups and trousers then lock her up in a room without a mirror.

KID: Mom! look at my drawing.MOM: Wow! What a great dinosaur you drew!KID: Mom don't be ridiculous! That's you!

Customer: "Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?" Waiter: "Cant you tell the difference by taste?" Customer: "No, I cant." Waiter: "Then does it really matter?"

Akpos' wife was in the emergency room. She was having a baby. Few minutes later, the doctor came out and...DOCTOR: I've got good news and bad news. AKPOS: What happened doctor?...

TEACHER: What is an island?STUDENT: An island is a piece of land surrounded by water except in one place.TEACHER: What place is that?STUDENT: On top.

A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says to the wife, Wake your husband up! The wife answers, You're the one who made him...

1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. 2. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. 3....

A little boy was in the bathroom with his mum. The boy asked, "What's that hairy thing, mummy?" She replied, "That is my sponge." "Oh yes," said the boy, "The help has got one too...