All Jokes

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?Are you nuts?! she replies and keeps...

A guy is in the hospital with two broken legs. The nurse comes in and tells him that there's good news and bad news. The guy asks for the bad news first. The nurse says, "We're...

Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, There is a easy way to get what you want.The other boy said, How? The boy replied, Tell people you know their secret.The boy...

At Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Akpos seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's...

One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked...

Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, very curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about toasting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was...

Johnny: Madam, would you sleep with me for 1 million? Woman: Why Winston, yes I would. Johnny: What about 10? Woman: What sort of woman do you think I am? Johnny: We have already...

A Manchester United fan, a Chelsea fan and an Arsenal fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Manchester United fan insists that he is the...

A newly married couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbour...

HUSBAND: (watching a video) Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes! No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a...