All Jokes
A Pastor, after preaching, decided to pray for those watching at home on TV. He said that anyone who's infirmed should place his or her right hand on wherever he or she is feeling...
GIRLFRIEND: Baby, I'm not feeling fine.AKPOS: Oh! Sorry. I've you taken your drugs?GIRLFRIEND: No, Just send me 500 naira MTN recharge card please.AKPOS: Do you want to recharge...
A man goes to see his doctor and asks him to prescribe the strongest dose of Viagra (sex pills) for him. The doctor asks why he needs such a strong dose? The man explains that he...
KWAME: Hey GIRL: Hi! What are you doing? KWAME: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world. GIRL: Aww! How cute! AKPOS: Yes, but she is not replying, so, I'm texting you.
BABE: Hey cute guy.GUY: Hey babe.BABE: Honey, send me some airtime, it's raining here... I can't go out into the rain to get it.GUY: *606#, *665#, *458#, *327#BABE: What's this...
A man was caught at the scene where oil pipeline was vandalised. When under interrogation, the security agency asked him:SECURITY: What prompted the vandalising of oil pipeline?...
Do you want to surprise your Girlfriend this valentine? Follow these 4 steps below...1. Ask What She Wants. 2. Buy Online (Jumia or Konga)3. Enter Her Address4. Select "Cash On...
Two days to Valentines Day, Akpos and his girlfriend broke up. This is what happened:GIRLFRIEND: Hey dear, Saturday is Valentines Day.AKPOS: But there is an election on Saturday?...
On their wedding night, Kwame's new young bride approached him and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, Kwame readily agreed.This...
TEACHER: What did you write in your story?AKPOS: At the beginning, I wrote a man was riding a horse and at the end I wrote he reached his destination.TEACHER: You idiot, what did...