All Jokes

Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes and hail.A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you...

The following conversation took place between a pregnant woman and her doctor:WOMAN: Is it a boy or a girl?DOCTOR: I'm afraid it's a hermaphrodite.WOMAN: What does that mean?...

How I Took My Girl To Her Room To Show Her My Thing...It was around 6am in the morning, she was sitting alone in the verandah when I came. The compound was empty. Everyone had...

PASTOR: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single to Married? MAN: Yes! WOMAN: Yes! PASTOR: Congratulations! Your profile has been updated successfully. You are now...

Julius rushed to the emergency room in an hospital with his finger which had been shot."How did this happen?" The doctor asked."I was trying to commit suicide!" Julius said."...

He told you that you are the only flower in his garden. Why don't you ask him that which garden has only one flower.

A Pastor, after preaching, decided to pray for those watching at home on TV. He said that anyone who's infirmed should place his or her right hand on wherever he or she is feeling...

GIRLFRIEND: Baby, I'm not feeling fine.AKPOS: Oh! Sorry. I've you taken your drugs?GIRLFRIEND: No, Just send me 500 naira MTN recharge card please.AKPOS: Do you want to recharge...

A man goes to see his doctor and asks him to prescribe the strongest dose of Viagra (sex pills) for him. The doctor asks why he needs such a strong dose? The man explains that he...

KWAME: Hey GIRL: Hi! What are you doing? KWAME: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world. GIRL: Aww! How cute! AKPOS: Yes, but she is not replying, so, I'm texting you.