All Jokes

On Valentine's day, my girl will buy me;1 Boxers short = N1501 Perfume = N2001 Singlet = N150Total spent N500.But she will expect me to buy an Iphone 6, which cost N150,000, for...

Akpos rings technical support:AKPOS: Hello, my internet is not working properly.TECHNICIAN: Ok, double click on ??My computer??.AKPOS: I can??t see your computer.TECHNICIAN: No no...

1. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B": blouse, bra, bikini, boobs; and lower body with a "P": pu**y, panties... No wonder men suffer from high BP!2. Before sex,...

Just before hanging the prisoner, the judge asked the prisoner...JUDGE: What is your last wish?PRISONER: I want to update my Facebook Status as dead

OFFICER: Madam, swimming is restricted in this particular lake.LADY: Ok, but why didn't u tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?OFFICER: Removing clothes is not restricted at all.

A guy meets a prostitute in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. Ive got a special game for you. Ill do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in...

A man visited a brothel and demanded to have sex with a virgin. His request was granted.The next day, he asked for a virgin and the same girl was offered to him, "How many sexual...

Akpos' mother thoroughly beats his son for stealing. She asked, "Do you know where your stealing will lead you?""Akpos Replied, "Yes. The National Assembly."

The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of...

PETER: James, why did you stop coming to my house?JAMES: Your grandma said she has a crush on me! PETER: And then what happened?JAMES: I forgot the road to your house.