All Jokes
A guy meets a prostitute in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. Ive got a special game for you. Ill do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in...
A man visited a brothel and demanded to have sex with a virgin. His request was granted.The next day, he asked for a virgin and the same girl was offered to him, "How many sexual...
Tomorrow, Saturday, is Valentines Day, make sure you treat your wife/girlfriend well, take her to a movie then to a 5 star dinner and generally keep her happy.So on Sunday, the...
As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "...
Question: What did the penis say to the balls?Answer: You guys just hang around while I go inside.
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
WIFE: Honey!!! Where are you?!HUSBAND: Yeah baby! I'm in the toilet!WIFE: What are you doing in the toilet?HUSBAND: I'm cooking beans for dinner!
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude theyll be flying, the expected arrival time...
Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But...
If you lost your key, don't bother just take whisKEY.If you are sick, you can take henneSICKWhen you are in pains, chamPAIN will do the trickYou can add yours below