All Jokes

A lady was newly appointed as a clerk in a bank. The manager of that branch was fond of Literature and books. He asked the clerk, Do you know William Shakespeare? The clerk...

An old woman went into the Bank of America to deposit $250,000. Because of the large sum, the president of the bank was summoned.The president asked, "Madam, how did you come upon...

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy...

GIRLFRIEND: Baby, ever since you slept with me you've not called me, texted me, flashed me, replied my texts or even returned my calls! What's the problem dear?BOYFRIEND: Nothing...

I know 10 facts about you:FACT 1: You are reading this.FACT 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.FACT 3: You just tried it.FACT 4: You're smiling.FACT 6: You...

Mike was looking through the family album and asked his mother, "Who's this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?""That's your father." says his mother."...

Imagine if the three wise men were women:They would have presented gifts such as pampers, feeding bottle, napkins, 'Akamu' (pap), cerelac and so on.After leaving, one would have...

PATIENT: Doc, please help me, I've tried all my possible best to have a baby but nothing works. What should I do?DOCTOR: Well, I think your problem could be hereditary. Did your...

Excerpts taken from court proceedings that's really silly and funny too. These are actually things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by...