All Jokes
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ''A hamburger, fries and a coke,'' and turns to the...
Akpos was a very principled guy who liked sleeping naked whenever he was about going to bed. One night as usual, he was sleeping naked in his room when he heard a big Knock on his...
WIFE: Honey?HUSBAND: Yeah sweetie.WIFE: I had a dream last nightHUSBAND: What's the dream all about?WIFE: You were buying a diamond ring for me.HUSBAND: Really?WIFE: Yeah.HUSBAND...
A boarding student slept off during the night classes and was locked out of the dormitory. As he walks round the dormitory trying to figure a way to get in, he meets another boy...
I was telling this girl about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs..."Really?" she said, "Go on then... try." After about thirty seconds of...
BOY: Do you have a boyfriend?GIRL: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend.BOY: Genesis 2:18, The Lord God said, ??It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper...
Akpos at a friend's dad burial ceremony:AKPOS: Kwame, I have not been served food yet.KWAME: Don't worry Akpos, you will be served soonAn hour later, Akpos stood up angrily to...
"Knock knock knock!"ME: Who's that?JW: We are the Jehovah Witnesses.ME: (no answer)"Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock!"ME: Nobody is at home!JW: But...
Hello friends! I have a new exciting game for, it's Fun! How To PlayPick up your phone and set it on vibrate mode, then put in inside water. Call the phone with another phone....
If any of the contending candidates wants we youths to vote for him, he should do the following;Reduce the subscription of BlackBerry and smartphone internet data plans to N200...