All Jokes

Akpos witnessed a car accident along a busy road: AKPOS: What happened? WITNESS: Two Hiace buses crashed into each other. No one survived. AKPOS: Very sad! Hope the people who...

Akpos had testicles the size of fully grown apples, so when he heard about a competition in the USA for the man with the world's largest testicles he decide to sell all his...

Angry husband sends an sms to his mother-in-law and the message reads:"Your product is not cooking food properly and nicely. It's not even performing in bed. In short, I am not...

My neighbour's wife just gave birth to twins today. He told me he is tired of regular names for twins like Taiwo and Kehinde, Peter and Paul, Victor and Victoria. So he asked me...

TEACHER: Johnny, why didn't you complete the homework you were given yesterday? JOHNNY: Ma'am, do you know the problem with the world? The problem is that 90% of people in the...

Akpos dies and starts for heaven. His secretary badly wants to find out if he safely reached there. So, she calls up heaven. A sweet female voice picked up and said, "This is...

If Akpos Becomes Nigeria's President, His 8 points agenda will be: 1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who breaks each other's heart will...

The Military in found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement, a bonus of $1,000 for...

TEACHER: if I give u four balls of doughnut (puff-puff) in your hand, and I collect all of them back from you, what will be left in your hand?AKPOS: Oil now.

One day our Lecturer was discussing a particularly complicated concept in Physics. A pre-medical student rudely interrupted and ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless...