All Jokes

Santa went to a doctor and asked, "What is your fees for visiting a patient's home?"The Doctor replied, "$300."The Doctor took his bike. Santa sat behind him and reached a house....

AKPOS: Lord, how Long is a thousand years to You?GOD: A second. AKPOS: How much is a million dollars to You?GOD: A penny. AKPOS: Lord, I have a request!GOD: What is it Son?, Ask...

Girls and the love of gifts. "Honey I miss you, what are you getting me for EMEKA's burial?"

INSPECTOR: Good afternoon sir, may I see your TV licence?AKPOS: I do not have a TV, that means I do not have a licence.INSPECTOR: But I saw an aerial on top of your rooftop?AKPOS...

(Notice the $ sign and the NO sign)Dear Father,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I...

SYMPTOMS OF A BAD MOUTH ODOUR AKA HALITOSIS: The following below are the ways to know if you have a mouth odour:You always win an argument quickly.You are explaining something to...

Akpos patronises a prostitute. This is the conversation that ensued between them:PROSTITUTE: Hi honey. Are you ready to have sex? AKPOS: Yes. But If only you can f**k me the way...

TEACHER: Akpos, complete this Bible verse, 'Many are called...'AKPOS: ...but few have the credit to call back'.

TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with "because" as the first word? AKPOS: One can not make a sentence with "because, because because is a conjunction".

Akpos, after convincing Judith that he was good in bed, finally got her to his room for demonstration. While he took off his clothes, tattooed on his arm was REEBOK, on his chest...