All Jokes
One day our Lecturer was discussing a particularly complicated concept in Physics. A pre-medical student rudely interrupted and ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless...
AKPOS: Guy what's up? How are you doing?KWAME: (No reply)AKPOS: Hope you are doing great?KWAME: (no reply)AKPOS: How is life?KWAME: (no reply)AKPOS: You remembered those babes we...
Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:PASTOR: Praise the Lord.CONGREGATION: Halleluyah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When...
A soldier was given a three-day leave to attend to his newly wedded wife but on getting home, he realised that his wife was in her menstrual period. So he decided to send a...
WIFE: Sweety, how many girls did you date before you met me?HUSBAND: (quiet)WIFE: (5 minutes later) Sweety, I asked you a question!HUSBAND: Will you just keep quiet and let me...
A 72 year old man was making love to a 27 year old lady and suddenly he started SHAKING vigorously. The lady got scared and asked him, "What's wrong darling?" The man replied, "I...
How do we expect our kids to be good, when they watch bad cartoons like the ones below: Ben 10 can change into 10 demons.Tarzan is always half naked.Tom & Jerry are always...
In a mathematics class, the teacher wrote on the blackboard 8xy+3gy-14(18/3) = 3g-7yx. Then he called little Akpos and said, "Please Akpos come and solve this problem for us."...
If you go to a bookshop to purchase a book, and you see some books with Titles like these:How to look Beautiful/Handsome by Obasanjo.The Secret of a Successful Marriage by Pastor...
The is the full story of my life...Name: AKPOS HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mount everest.MY RECORDS: Fought...