All Jokes

Akpos and his father were having a discussion:FATHER: I have told you not to stay at the bus stop again!AKPOS: But, papa why? FATHER: Do you want to become an area boy?AKPOS: But...

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ''Why all the clocks?''St. Peter answered, ''Those are...

Akpos and his friend falls down a hole.HIS FRIEND: Its dark in here.AKPOS: I don't know, I can't see!

TEACHER: Children, can you tel me the pet animals you have in your house? RICHARD: I have a dog and a cat SHARON: I have a gold fish in an aquarium and...

There's a reason to read the Bible. If your Generator is malfunctioning; read GENESIS. If you have problems with calculations; read NUMBERS. If you want to stop taking herbs; read...

How do we expect our kids to be good, when they watch bad cartoons like the ones below: Ben 10 can change into 10 demons.Tarzan is always half naked.Tom & Jerry are always...

Two lunatics, Akpos and Angelina escaped from a psychiatric home. Only few blocks away from the psychiatric home, Akpos asked Angelina...AKPOS: Where are we heading to?ANGELINA:...

TEACHER: If a=b and b=c then a=c. Who can give us a literal example of this mathematical statement?AKPOS: Ma, I love you and its obvious enough you love your daughter, so I love...

Akpos was preparing for his A Levels Mathematics Examination. The more he studied, the more he seemed not to understanding a thing. he consulted Angelina for help.AKPOS: Baby, I'...

Yesterday, I sold my phone and I used some of the money to buy a China Phone. Now I'm in a bigger trouble!1. When a fine lady walks by, the phone will show, "WiFi On".2. The phone...