All Jokes

AKPOS: I look just exactly like my mumEKAITE: Oh really! me too.AKPOS: But you said your mum is beautiful?

TEACHER: Akpos, What are you going to become in future?AKPOS: A Facebook Admin.TEACHER: I mean what are you going to do for mum and dad when you become a man?AKPOS: Add them as...

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: Its a girl. Shes my daughter. A: Oh, Im sorry, sir. I didnt know that you were her...

Akpos is a footballer who plays for one of the leading clubs in the world. His team-mates advised him to prepare answers in advance for post-match interviews because his English...

A sex education teacher drew an illustration of a penis and asked if anyone knows what it is...AKPOS: Yes, my dad has 2.TEACHER: (shocked) 2??AKPOS: Yes, a small one for mom and a...

POLICE: Why did you steal his watch?THIEF: I didn't steal it, he gave it to me!POLICE: When did he give it to you?THIEF: When I showed him the gun!

If Life Were Like A Computer:You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!...

A guy knocked at Akpos' door asking for a donation for the local primary school's swimming pool.So Akpos went inside his house and came back saying, "Here, have a cup of water."

A police officer caught a drunk man having sex with a dead woman.POLICE: Hey, how can you rape a dead person? Are you mad?!MAN: No Constable, I'm not mad. Me and her had an...

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did same tricks over and over.The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all...